She's been sent from another planet to destroy me.
What the frigging nora am I doing wrong?
She must hate me.
She wants me to crack.
I'm going to crack.
Unless you took part in that god awful reality show, Shattered, a few years back, where crazy contestants, Big Brother style tried to stay awake for a week, all in a bid to win a cash prize, I don't think that anything can prepare you for the sleep deprivation that comes with having a new baby. Until recently, I literally couldn't remember the last time I'd had three hours of uninterrupted sleep and I was about to crack. Sleep deprivation is a form of torture. It does crazy things to usually chipper minds.